Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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