We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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