Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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