woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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