I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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