Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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