i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Holy sore nipples Batman
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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