Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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