Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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