i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My brain says no but my pants say off.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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