Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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