I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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