i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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