yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Im part way to drunk.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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