it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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