did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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