Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Bring me that man meat
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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