How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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