How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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