When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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