forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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