I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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