Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
and she was petting her beer can
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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