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• (914): View more from New York

  Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.

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• (323): View more from California

  Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.

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• (914): View more from New York

  true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  We turned a wake into a bar crawl.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  True strength comes from lack of pants

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow

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• (760): View more from California

  I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.

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  Bangkok has him now.

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