We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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