Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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