you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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