Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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