Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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