Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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