We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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