adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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