Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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