Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
