You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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