Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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