I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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