We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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