How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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