I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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