Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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