North Korea, Best Korea!
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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