Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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