Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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