sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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