i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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