Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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