You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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