I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
My penis needs a shock collar
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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