your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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