I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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