Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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